until we close our eyes for good
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH
I would like to see more of these.
Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.
this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving
Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda
did y’all know that I love drummerharney with all my heart and she is my best friend and she understands me more than almost anyone I know and she is amazing and if we weren’t both heterosexual we would probably be married already and we could probably still get married for the benefits and just have men on the side and I don’t know anyone who is more dedicated to food than she is and also she loves community because I told her about it and she watches doctor who and makes really obscure references but I still get them BECAUSE WE ARE THE SAME
I just find out that one of my friends from high school had died and you have the audacity to tell me I’m determined to be sad? I honestly can never look at you the same again and I refuse to put up with your selfish insensitivity.
"I think what we need is a colorblind society." Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist…
THIS WAS IN
NINETEEN FUCKING NINETY-TWO
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes